A moan about an advert...

It's time for my first moany blog, or mlog if you like that sort of thing (I don't, that sounds stupid). I see this advert on the train into work quite often:




There are several things that irritate me about this picture:

1. Why is the man on the left so shocked?
2. Where is the woman at the table aiming?
3. Why are they still playing when the people playing yellow have clearly won?
4. Why is the man on the right shouting?
5. Why isn't the woman at the table even pointing her cue at the cue ball?

I know it's a staged photo but really, put some effort into it please!

P.S. I'm still writing about my not-very-recent-any-more train journey and my first London LOOP walk, they will get done soon I promise!